APOLOGY

Hey ho everyone!! 

We know, we know.. it has been AGES since we've updated our Jo Mama Blog! It has been a very tough few weeks.... Efi, Rel and Hadi have been very hardworking, staying over night at the office.. editing, developing concepts, sleeping, pooing, eating and going a tad bit crazy!! (poor guys!! we need to give them a healthy dose of really good food..sponsors anyone?) Yes, you only see 3 names.... Lez Ann, (that's me!) has been rather lazy...not coming in for work due to ............. some unforeseen circumstances but I'M BACK and is ever so ready for some tough Jo Mama work. 




Alrighty, back to work and before the day ends.. i'll leave y'all a very nice short and sweet vblog.
Till then, have a great week ahead and party hard during the weekend! 


ps. IF anyone of you would like to lend a hand to the Kechara Soup Kitchen next Saturday, PM one of us at Jo Mama's! We'll be glad to give you the details :)  

Don't be afraid of the dark... JMP review

"Don't be afraid of the dark" my parents used to say. Don't parents realize that as a child, our imagination just runs out of this world? I used to think every little doorway, hole in the floor, in the ceiling or whatever, was a gateway for ghosts and creatures of all sorts. I would cover them up just to make myself feel better. Now well, i make sure i scare other people. So anyway, back to the reason why i'm writing this. Last night i went to watch this movie because well, i love horror movies, regardless if they are A grade, or B grade movies. I just watch them anyway.

This movie is a remake of the 1973 classic and i have to say its not half bad. Its also not half good but hey, i went in with no expectations. The majestic old skool house, the feel of the olden days within the house does bring out the scary mood in the movie. Katie Holmes, Guy Pearce, and Bailey Madison did a great job in the acting department, but the plot could've been improved a whole lot more. I gotta say though, Bailey Madison's character had alot of balls in the beginning for wanting to be friends with these little fairies. Of course, she made the mistake of interacting with them and all went downhill for her after that.

One thing that really bothered me though was the fact that these little "Fairies" were afraid of the light. So why didn't they (the characters) just grab more flashlights? *Spoiler Alert* and towards the end, why did they just leave the house to let the next poor hapless idiot go through the same torment they went through? Couldn't they just like, throw fire down that little hole and kill those little bastards? I would've. I mean, they just left the house. They did nothing. I know its just a movie, but come on! Fight! All you gotta do is get floodlights in the basement and flush those bastards out. Even though i'm complainin', i still found the movie to be rather entertaining at times. So all is not lost for me.

Anyway, for those who are over critical with movies and pick at every little single detail, don't watch this. You'll think its sh*t. For those that just wanna enjoy a little scare and are curious to see what these little creatures look like, go for it. This movie was probably worth RM6 of the RM11 I paid for it. Like i said, all is not lost. Just Rm5.

~Rel~

We are in Penang!!

Here we are having a blast at the Red Bull Monkey Mini Challenge - week 1! We have 2 more weeks to go after this one.... It's going to be one crazy ride for us Jo Mama peeps

A true visionary, a legend... R.I.P Steve Jobs

This man has shaped our very lives with his pure genius, I call him... the Batman of technology. Job's Apple has revolutionized our world - Steve Jobs - a man who dared to dream and made his dream into reality. A true pioneer, an innovator.

  RIP Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

“Because almost everything—all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure—these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important. There is no reason not to follow your heart.” - Steve Jobs

Same ole Wednesday at JMP

Just saying hello!

Jo Mama Produces a show for Papi Zak and his boyband

It was a meaningful time to do it... as Papi started his stand up at the famous Actor's Studio in Bangsar Shopping Center... he'll miss the space for sure

S.H.I.T - So Happens It's Tuesday!

You see, we only have one washroom on the lower floor...and the guys are nice enough (well, except for Rel!) to forewarn me before they use it for their "big businesses" :) A friend of mine once shared this list with me years back, I found it on google and I thought it'd be sweet to share it with all of you too.....

The Shit List 

1. Ghost Shit:  The kind where you feel shit come out but there is no shit
in the toilet.


2. Clean Shit:  The kind where you shit it out, see it, but there is
nothing on the toilet paper.


3. Wet Shit:  The kind where you wipe your butt at least 90 times and it
feels unwiped so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt
and your underwear so you won't ruin your pants.


4. Second Wave Shit:  It happens when you're done shitting and you've
pulled your pants up to your knees and you realize you have to shit
some more.


5. Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Head Shit:  The kind where you strain so much to get
the shit out you practically have a stroke.


6. Richard Simmons Shit:  You shit so much you lose 30 pounds.


7. Lincoln Log Shit:  The kind of shit that is so huge that you are afraid
to flush the toilet without breaking it into little pieces with the
toilet brush.


8. Gassy Shit:  It's noisy; everyone within earshot is giggling.


9. Drinker Shit:  The kind of shit you have the morning after a long night
of drinking.  It's most noticeable trait is the tread marks on the
bottom of the toilet.


10. Corn Shit:  Self-explanatory.

11. Gee I Wish I Could Shit Shit:  It's the kind where you want to shit but
all you do is sit on the toilet, cramped, and fart a few times.


12. Spinal Tap Shit:  That's where it hurts so bad coming out you'd swear it
was leaving sideways.


13. Wet Cheeks Shit (The Power Dump):  The kind that comes out of your rear
end so fast, your cheeks get  splashed with water.


14. Liquid Shit:  The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out and
splatters all over the toilet bowl.


15. Mexican Food Shit:  It smells so bad the room must be condemned.


16. Upperclass Shit:  The kind of shit that doesn't smell.


17. Fisherman's Bobber Shit:  That's the kind where you are in a public
restroom, there are two people waiting on your stall; you shit and
flush two times but several golf ball size pieces are still floating
above the water line.


18. Ambush Shit:  This kind never occurs at home but usually at a party or
while  playing golf.  It is the result of trying to fart just a
little, but you end up with trouser chili and you walk bow-legged for
the rest of the day.


19. Santa Clause Shit: A shit that is so big, you have no idea how it made
it down the drain after flushing.


20. Stalactite Shit: A shit that gets stuck and hangs from your butt for a moment.


21. Deja Vu Shit: When you could swear you've taken the exact same shit before.


22. Five Alarm Shit: Your asshole burns so bad you think it's on fire.
Usually after eating really spicy chili or other spicy food.


23. False Alarm Shit: After a really big fart you think you might have
shit yourself, but you didn't.


24. Titanic Shit: The tip of the shit is visible above the water line.


25. Rainbow Shit: The kind of shit that is at least 7 different colors.


26. Gangster Shit: A shit that sounds like an automatic weapon is being
fired in the toilet.


27. Gold Medal Shit: A shit you work so hard to get out that you just have to
tell a friend about it.

Sharing happiness with you..

Something funny to take your monday blues away!

and sharing happiness with Cadbury Chocolate, a viral video that we did awhile back

Love from everyone at 

<3 Jo Mama <3

Our Affair with the Bull that's Red in colour

This is our first post on this wonderful, wonderful blog :) It's officially opened to all! *pops confetti all over*


Hello and goodness me..don't you look splendid! Thank you for wandering into our Jo Mama blog-sphere! What's happenin'!! and how are y'all doing?

Look up.......no, not the ceiling... at our blog title sillybilly.. :) "Our affair with the Bull that's Red in colour"....What does it all mean? Well, check out our informercials, commercials and viral videos below and you'll see... (ps there's a monkey involved somewhere too so, spot the damn monkey hey!)


Enjoy the clips with a can of Red Bull if you must!